I reject your reality and subsitute my own!
take all of my moneythis and captain america footie pajamas
HYPERVENTILATING
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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
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Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Whoever keeps making these, dont fucking stop.
^^^ yes.
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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
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why do I cry so easy.Traci Wise:
“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”
Every follower of mine should reblog this.
idgaf that this is color. it is so touching and tragic. everyone should reblog this no matter what your blog type is!!!
OMG ;( Stay strong little guy. </3
Be brave little man!
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The only cover of any Florence and the Machine song that I actually like…no, love. This is unreal and I almost started crying halfway through, and I’m not that kind of person. Wasn’t sure if you’d already seen it!
(submitted by:inthemiddleofaholywhore, PLEASE read the submission guidelines! <3)
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Mine is Maniac, Fool and Suicide :O
suicide,dread,passion.The hell?
Crush, fool, secrets… Well…
Leave, dread, naked…
See, Men, Naked… err what? LOL.
Slinky is trying so hard
this video’s too fucking long for how stressful it is
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My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
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