I reject your reality and subsitute my own!

hipsandhighfashion:

Oregon is perfect for mini-photoshoots.

Photo cred goes to my little sister, thanks boo.

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mahbrits:

hungrylikethewolfie:


andythanfiction:


nerdsinmypants:




Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body
The Moment Of Death: 1. The heart stops. 2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color. 3. All the muscles relax. 4. The bladder and bowels empty.  5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour. After 30 minutes: 6. The skin gets purple and waxy. 7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color. 8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body. 9. The hands and feet turn blue. 10. The eyes sink into the skull. After 4 hours: 11. Rigor mortis has set in. 12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue. 13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so. After 12 hours: 14. The body is in full rigor mortis. After 24 hours: 15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment. 16. In males, the semen dies. 17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color. 18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body. 19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat. After 3 days: 20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin. 21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely. 22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum. After 3 weeks: 23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse. 24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body. 25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.


This is actually pretty interesting.


Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”


Reblogging for reference.


This is the single creepiest website ever and i love all of you

mahbrits:

hungrylikethewolfie:

andythanfiction:

nerdsinmypants:

Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body


The Moment Of Death:
1. The heart stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty. 
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body.
19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat.

After 3 days:
20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin.
21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely.
22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum.

After 3 weeks:
23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse.
24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body.
25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

This is actually pretty interesting.

Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”

Reblogging for reference.

This is the single creepiest website ever and i love all of you

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sharingneedles:

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

sharingneedles:

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

(via thefuuuucomics)

goldenghouls:

luna-rain:

seraphica:

Filipino-born artist Noel Cruz restyles dolls into gorgeous echoes of famous people and characters. His skill has brought him great acclaim - the Princess Diana doll above sold for over $1,600 in March!

This man has a real talent.

wow

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ohgodhesloose:

COLBERT CAN’T EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE STUPIDITY IS SO HIGH. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.

(Source: drunkonstephen, via the-eleventh-blog)

erier2003:

Dear White House social media team: I love you.

Awesome!

erier2003:

Dear White House social media team: I love you.

Awesome!

curvecreation:

el-dispute:

Woman Photographs Herself Receiving Strange Looks in Public

“I now reverse the gaze and record their reactions to me while I perform mundane tasks in public spaces. I seek out spaces that are visually interesting and geographically diverse. I try to place myself in compositions that contain feminine icons or advertisements. Otherwise, I position myself and the camera in a pool of people…and wait.

The images capture the gazer in a microsecond moment where they, for unknowable reasons, have a look on their face that questions my presence. Whether they are questioning my position in front of the lens or questioning my body size, the gazer appears to be visually troubled that I am in front of them.”

Photographer: Haley Morris-Cafiero

Project: Wait Watchers 

Source

Thought this was actually really cool and I’d share it with you guys! Takes a lot to get up there and do something like this. Love it!

This is exactly what I was referring to in this post. This is a powerful set of photos.

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thefuuuucomics:

A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.

fatbeyonce:

niknak79:

Tardis fridge. Is it bigger on the inside?

I NEED it

fatbeyonce:

niknak79:

Tardis fridge. Is it bigger on the inside?

I NEED it

(via chubbycartwheels)

widdlez:

“THE TARDIS IS NOT A SNOG BOX!”

widdlez:

“THE TARDIS IS NOT A SNOG BOX!”

(via bartony)

chubbycartwheels:

melissaannandthecool:

Wtf 6 should totally have south of the border

I’ve done #1.  Might need to do the oregon trial just to say I did it.

chubbycartwheels:

melissaannandthecool:

Wtf 6 should totally have south of the border

I’ve done #1. Might need to do the oregon trial just to say I did it.

(Source: sarahmaloy)